From aching joints and indigestion to Neopets and MySpace days, this week Clarissa and Kourtney are playing a few rounds of "Would You Rather" fit for the 30 Dirty & Dying crowd. Your favorite sick, sad millennials are weighing their options on nostalgic choices and some hypotheticals that sound a lot different once you're past 30 than they might have in your teens and 20s. Plus, a Back in Time trip to the 80s for the elder millennials!

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