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Health:

• How to spot a vulnerable narcissist: 9 signs and symptoms
• Deadly sea snail toxin could be key to making better medicines
• FORGET CUTTING SUGAR—NEW TECH MAKES IT HEALTHIER INSTEAD
• WHY PEOPLE ARE BREAKING OPEN THEIR MOUNJARO PENS

Happiness:

• Dog Surprises Family by Vanishing from Home and Then Ringing Doorbell Camera Upon His Return
• Speedy Desert Tortoise is Finally Safe After Covering 3 Miles and Entering a Highway Following Ranch Jailbreak

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Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam:

• The Dirty Keto Documentary by Vinnie Tortorich
• Ultra Salt

Higher Consciousness:

• Recreational marijuana sales high as a kite in Ohio
• Marijuana Use Linked to Lower Obesity Populace: New Study Findings

Back of the Napkin:

• Passing part of a medical licensing exam doesn’t make ChatGPT a good doctor
• The Wiretap: How Cops Got Toyota To Spy On A Loaner Cars For 3 Weeks

The Junk Drawer:

• Body of Calif. Woman Found in Cold Storage 1 Year After Hospital Said She Checked Out: Lawsuit
• Cassette Tapes Are Getting a Boost From an Unexpected Source

Last Call:

• Airport In Japan Shuts Down Over Missing Scissor
• Phil Donahue, Daytime Talk-Show Pioneer, Dies at 88
• Atari 7800+?
• Disney abandons Disney+ arbitration defense in restaurant allergy death case

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Credits:

• RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity!
• Sharky

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