“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix

Health:

• Coffee Is Anti-Aging, Linked To Prevention Of Dementia And Sarcopenia: Study
• Young People with Diabetes May Face Higher Alzheimer's Risk
• Consuming Olive Oil Linked to Lower Risk of Dementia-Related Death
• 15 Breakfast Ideas for People with Type 2 Diabetes
• Natural toxins in food: Many people are not aware of the health risks

Happiness:

• Locals Finally Save ‘the Yosemite of South America’ After Decade Long Battle with Industrialist Who Owned it
• Mark Twain’s Top 9 Tips for Living a Kick-Ass-Life

Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam:

• Villa Cappelli

The Pursuit of a Higher Consciousness:

• Willie and Annie Nelson Announce Cannabis Cookbook
• Psilocybin Doesn’t Alter Belief or Disbelief in God, Study Suggests

Back of the Napkin:

• LLMs’ Data-Control Path Insecurity
• Amazon’s robotaxi company is under investigation after two crashes with motorcyclists
• Feds: Two East Tennessee residences running 'laptop farms' in identity theft scheme tied to North Korea

The Junk Drawer

• The city of San Francisco is purchasing shots of vodka to give to homeless alcoholics. Yes, this is from NOT the Bee
• Hamby guilty of rape of a child
• Tennessee governor OKs bill allowing death penalty for child rape convictions

Dishonorable Mentions:

• Map shows where radioactive waste may have been dumped in Bay Area park
• The Mirage casino, which ushered in an era of Las Vegas Strip megaresorts in the '90s, is closing
• Tennessee couple dead after shootout with Texas law enforcement while alleg