Delusional Diaries

she’s a wife now

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June 05, 2025 8:00am

58m

she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.


the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections—did Jaz feel “the shift” after getting married? spoiler: not exactly. they break down the welcome party hangovers, viral tiktoks, the mcdonald’s at the afterparty, a very controversial bouquet toss, and the iconic dessert room that’s still living rent-free in everyone’s mind. Halley shares what it’s like watching your best friend get married, and Jaz dishes out the one piece of advice she’d give every future bride…


from content strategy secrets to guest list regrets, drunken debriefs, and the existential dread of returning to real life after the party ends, this episode is everything you didn’t see on the instagram grid or the for you page. stream it now for all the delusional, newlywed energy you didn’t know you needed.


Timestamps

0:15 - Jaz is a wife 

12:14 - Halley’s tips on writing a maid of honor speech 

14:30 - All wedding questions answered 

40:40 - What happened to Halley’s gift for Jaz?

46:00 - Halley’s perspective on having a wedding 

49:29 - How did Jaz decide on who gets a plus one at her wedding

51:46 - Did Jaz have a last dance with Kevin?


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